bwwwssssshhhhhhhhh:

i don’t care if u want to own an android but can u please not take photos of urself in the mirror cos i don’t want to see it. thanks 

neptunain:

wanna feel old? the entire cast of icarly is deceased.

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

tarntino:

i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people

australian-government:

my anaconda don’t want none unless we have the same political views and share the same values 

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