i don’t care if u want to own an android but can u please not take photos of urself in the mirror cos i don’t want to see it. thanks
wanna feel old? the entire cast of icarly is deceased.
if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people
my anaconda don’t want none unless we have the same political views and share the same values